you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
what?
I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep
hope youre okay
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